
“I thought you and Thor weren’t—”
“We’re not. Don’t make me cut out your tongue.”
warhammer (thorsif) in journey into mystery #651

Can we talk about this panel for a second
Hmm, I’m doing that shipping goggles thing again… but lbr Bruce would tap that
(BTW: did anyone else notice that Dick’s underwear seemed to be in his bag while he was pulling off his costume? Does that mean he’s naked under there? Or maybe he just wears a jock. Important life questions, people.)
Dick wandering into the kitchen for an early morning snack (patrols leave one famished) in just his vest and bright blue boxer briefs. Alfred’s all “Master Richard, gentlemen do not enter the kitchen sans pants” but Dick just laughs it off. Bruce is there too, catching up on world news via his fancy WayneTech tablet, because he’s a robot that doesn’t need sleep apparently.
Earlier disapproval aside, Alfred still gets Dick a light sandwich and a glass milk. Armed with his food, Dick sits himself next to Bruce — close enough that he may as well be on the man’s lap, really — and reads over Bruce’s shoulder. They don’t really talk, except maybe to exchange a comment or two about recent developments in Markovia.
When Dick’s done with his food, though, he leans over to murmur something into Bruce’s ear. Whatever he says is apparently more interesting than the news in Australia because Bruce’e eyes widen, and he stares at Dick (or Dick’s ass, really, because it looks good in those tiny blue shorts ok? and maybe those arms too, they’re nice, toned arms) as the younger man hands his empty plate and glass over to Alfred and heads back upstairs.
Alfred, being the reliable, discreet butler that he is, doesn’t comment when Bruce shuts his tablet off and and exits the room very, very quickly (with a vague note about taking a nap before brunch that neither of them actually believes).
(This has nothing to do with the picture IDK what just happened lol)

the ninja photo bomb for our Mother’s day and Father’s day chapters. You can download the mother’s day chapter tomorrow ( sunday, in a few hours) directly from DC here http://www.readdcentertainment.com/Batman-Lil-Gotham/comics-series/9360
Father’s day chapter comes June 9th, also huge big thanks in advance to all those reading this title!
-dustin
LOL, aww Timmy. <333
Aww, family photo (LOL TIM WAT R U DOING). I love Dick having an arm around Bruce and Alfred, trying to pull the family together, and the photo-bombing ninjas are hilarious.
He’s just worry about you, Dick. XD
Naturally, Bruce wouldn’t actually say anything about it, just show up with a completely random (but secretly, intending to be sweet) gesture like that. XDD
(Also: shirtless, sweaty, tousled Dick looks tasty, omnom)